After Five – All-5-Hour Beer Wall Clock
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It's Always 5 O'Clock On This Wall
Your home bar deserves a little personality. This clock gives it one.
Every number on the face is a 5 — so no matter when you look up, it's officially beer time.
The all-5 dial turns a plain wall into a punchline your guests will notice.
Hang it, step back, and wait for the first laugh.
Hands move on a standard quartz movement, so the joke never gets in the way of the time.
✓ Turn a blank wall into a punchline
Every hour reads 5 o'clock. Guests spot it, squint, then laugh. That's the whole point.
✓ The gift they'll actually hang up
Beer lovers get a lot of forgettable gifts. This one goes straight on the wall and stays there.
✓ Quiet enough for any room
A smooth quartz movement keeps the ticking down. No clicking to distract you during a game or a conversation.
✓ Ready to hang straight from the box
Built-in hook on the back. One nail, one minute, done. No tools, no assembly, no instructions to decode.
What you get today
- After Five all-5-hour wall clock
- Built-in hanging hook on the back
- Quartz movement with readable hands
- Ready to hang, no assembly needed
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Small production run for this design — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Enjoy a more playful home bar with After Five, available for a limited time.
Try After Five at home for 30 days. If it doesn't fit, look right, or wear the way you expected, return it for a full refund.
Frequently asked questions
Can you actually tell the time on it?
Yes. The hour and minute hands move normally, so you read their position just like any other clock. The numbers are the joke — the hands still do their job.
Does it need batteries?
Yes, it runs on a standard battery. Batteries are not included in the box.
Will it work in a garage or covered patio?
It's made for indoor spaces. Keep it out of direct rain and high humidity so the face stays crisp.
Is it loud?
No. The quartz movement runs smooth and quiet, so it won't tick over your conversations.
Specifications
- Material: Wood-look composite face with a printed dial
- Size: 12 inches
In the box
- 1x After Five wall clock
- Built-in hanging hook (pre-attached)
Bring After Five to your wall today.
We choose natural, hard-wearing fibers — wool, cashmere, cotton and suede — so each piece looks better with every season. The exact composition is listed in the description above.
Knitwear: hand wash cold or dry clean, lay flat to dry, store folded.
Coats & jackets: dry clean only; brush wool gently after wear and hang on a wide hanger.
Suede & leather: protect with a water-repellent spray and brush with a suede brush.
Free US shipping on every order.
Processing: 1–3 business days · Delivery: 3–5 business days after dispatch.
Ships from our North American warehouse with tracking.
90-day returns. Email us and we'll send you a printable return label. Return shipping is paid by the customer — except for wrong, damaged or defective items. Full return policy
Our pieces are cut for a relaxed, layered fit. If you're between sizes, size down for a closer fit or up for room over knitwear. Not sure? Use Find my size on any product page — you'll have your size in a few seconds.
Women
| Size | US | Bust (in) | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 0–2 | 31–32 | 24–25 | 34–35 |
| S | 4–6 | 33–34 | 26–27 | 36–37 |
| M | 8–10 | 35–36 | 28–29 | 38–39 |
| L | 12–14 | 38–40 | 31–33 | 41–43 |
| XL | 16 | 41–43 | 34–36 | 44–46 |
| XXL | 18 | 44–46 | 37–39 | 47–49 |
Men
| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Neck (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 35–37 | 29–31 | 14–14.5 | 32–33 |
| M | 38–40 | 32–34 | 15–15.5 | 33–34 |
| L | 41–43 | 35–37 | 16–16.5 | 34–35 |
| XL | 44–46 | 38–40 | 17–17.5 | 35–36 |
| XXL | 47–49 | 41–43 | 18–18.5 | 36–37 |
Shoes
| US Women | US Men | EU | Foot length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | — | 36 | 9.1 |
| 7 | — | 37–38 | 9.4 |
| 8 | 6.5 | 38–39 | 9.8 |
| 9 | 7.5 | 40 | 10.0 |
| 10 | 8.5 | 41–42 | 10.4 |
| — | 9.5 | 42–43 | 10.6 |
| — | 10.5 | 44 | 11.0 |
| — | 11.5 | 45 | 11.3 |
| — | 12.5 | 46 | 11.6 |
How to measure
Bust / chest
Measure around the fullest part, keeping the tape level under your arms.
Waist
Measure around your natural waistline, the narrowest part of your torso.
Hips
Stand with feet together and measure around the fullest part of your hips.
Foot length
Stand on a sheet of paper, mark heel and longest toe, and measure the distance.
Questions about fit or fabric? Email us: contact@highline-hart.com
